Lieutenant-Colonel Sir Alan Hughes
Burgoyne (1880 - 1929) Minister of
Parliament.
Sir Alan was a naval specialist, which
explains the amusing
analogy he made in the House of Commons
on April 21, 1926:
They
(British
socialist
politicians)
will
go
down
to
the
country
and
stand
on
platforms
knowing
that
they
are
wrong
from
beginning
to
end
when
they
try
to
make
out
that
the
Soviet
ship
of
State
is a
fine
and
well
found
and
up-to-date
vessel,
with
an
enormous
number
of
happy
passengers,
manned
and
officered
by
men
working
in
happy
communion
one
with
the
other
with
its
holds
bulging
with
the
surplus
goods
of
Russia
which
only
await
acceptance
at
the
ports
of
countries
which
at
present
refuse
to
have
anything
to
do
with
them.
They
know
perfectly
well
that
such
a
picture
is a
lying
picture.
The
real
picture
is
quite
different. The
Soviet
ship
of
State
is a
noisome
hulk,
rotten
from
truck
to
keelson,
with
a
starving
and
verminous
crew,
and
officers
who
have
been
drawn
from
all
the
foul
ghettos
of
Europe
or
the
scum
of
all
the
international
prisons.
Sir Alan was forced to apologise,
after the Board of Deputies (powerful
British Jewish group) proved that
Bolshevism wasn't Jewish.